Quote of the day

// Quote of the day program

using System;

class Submission
{
    // -------------------------
    // Globals
    // -------------------------



    // -------------------------
    // Subprograms
    // -------------------------
    static string[] random_quote()
    {

    }

    // -------------------------
    // Main program
    // -------------------------
    public static void Main(string[] args)
    {
        string[] quote = random_quote();
        Console.WriteLine(quote[0]);
        Console.WriteLine(quote[1]);
    }

}

You can submit as many times as you like. Only your latest submission will be taken into account.